A woman golfer approaches the first tee. She is sharply dressed in a short white skirt, pink and whit top, white visor, pink and white argile (sp) socks and cute white and pink saddle shoes. She pulls on her white glove and takes out her driver. She winks at her girlfriend and the two men they joined to make a foursome. "Watch out this year, I've been practicing."

She places the ball and tee into the ground, addresses the ball, wiggles her behind until she is comfortable and then takes a swing and totall whiffs. Dammit! she curses and address the ball again, takes another swing and hits the ball straight into the drink. SHIT!!! she screams

"I can't believe it. All those fucking lessons with the golf pro all winter. what a waste!"

The next guy tips his cap as he approached the tee box. "well there's your problem"

"What do you mean?" she asks

"you should have been taking golf lessons."